⚠ WARNING: USRB IS NOT A STABLECOIN. IT IS A MEME. IT IS BACKED BY NOTHING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ⚠
NOT A SECURITY (PROBABLY)
TRUST ME BRO™ CERTIFIED
THE OFFICIAL* STABLECOIN OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN
USRB coin logo

USRB

1 USRB = 1 USRB. Always. Forever. We checked.

*not official. not a stablecoin. not affiliated with Robinhood, Circle, the United States government, or reality in general.

BUY ON NOXAFI READ THE PEG REPORT

PEG STABILITY TERMINAL

real-time* peg monitoring (*numbers are made up, like every stablecoin's)

USRB/USRB — LIVE FEED SOURCE: VIBES ORACLE v4.20
1.0000
CURRENT PEG (USRB DENOMINATED IN USRB)
we don't talk about this ALL TIME CHART (FLAT, AS GOD INTENDED)
0.0000%PEG DEVIATION
∞%COLLATERAL RATIO
∞DAYS SINCE DEPEG
BROTRUST LEVEL

FULLY BACKED. BY NOTHING.

our reserve composition, verified by absolutely no one

40%
Pure Vibes
institutional grade
25%
Hopium
cold storage
20%
Screenshots of Green Candles
off-chain custody
10%
The Ghost of Robin Hood
steals from the rich, holds for the poor
5%
A $5 Wendy's Gift Card
unverified. possibly expired.
TOTAL: 100% NOTHING. AND THAT'S WHY THE PEG CAN'T BREAK.

TOKENOMICS

the most transparent fake stablecoin in history

1,000,000,000TOTAL SUPPLY — one for every dollar we don't have
0% TAXbuy tax / sell tax — we're degenerates, not monsters
LP BURNEDthe liquidity is going nowhere. unlike your money, possibly
0 UTILITYand we're proud of it. utility is for cowards
CA: 0x525c5a5e8f985e66448479e0882a309c1f5140c2

ROADMAP (SCHIZO EDITION)

subject to change based on voices

01

Launch on NoxaFi

You are here. Welcome. Mind the peg. There isn't one.

02

Peg holds forever

Mathematically guaranteed. 1 USRB will always equal 1 USRB. We ran the numbers twice.

03

Flip USDC

They have $60B in reserves. We have a Wendy's gift card. It's closer than you think.

04

Receive cease & desist

We frame it. We hang it in the Telegram. It becomes the roadmap's greatest achievement.

05

Federal Reserve slides into our DMs

"hey. how did you keep the peg" — Jerome, probably.

HOW TO ACQUIRE THE GREEN

four steps between you and financial satire

Get a wallet

MetaMask, Rabby, whatever. If you're on Robinhood Chain you already know this.

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

Bring ETH. Leave your dignity at the bridge. You won't need it.

Open NoxaFi

Find USRB on the launchpad. It's the aggressively green one.

Ape responsibly

Only what you can afford to laugh about losing. Then screenshot your bag and post it.